He Thought He Got Away With Cheating On His Wife. Then He Got THIS In The Mail And Passed Out


There are way too many stories about infidelity these days, especially in the wake of the Ashley Madison email dump. It seems like nobody these days can cheat and get away with it – but that’s a good thing, cheaters are scumbags.

The following story features a king among jerks, a man who cheated on his wife with an Italian woman. It went on for years and years until she got pregnant and he asked her to leave. What happened next is absolutely hilarious (to everyone except the husband, but who cares about him).

Credit: Flickr/Ernesto Andrade

Credit: Flickr/Ernesto Andrade

One day his mistress came and told him she was pregnant. Obviously the husband didn’t want to ruin his actual marriage, so he decided to pay the Italian woman off and ship her back to Italy.

She readily agreed to the large sum of money, but just wanted to know how she was going to tell him that the baby was born. He told her to send a simple post-card with one word: spaghetti.

9 months later, his wife confronted him after a long day of work about a strange postcard he received in the mail. After he saw what it said, her husband fainted immediately, falling to the ground.

It read, “Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without.

Send extra sauce.”

Share if you think this scumbag husband got what was coming to him!

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