Husband Makes Snark Remark About Wife’s Weight, But Her Comeback Is Priceless

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!”

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. “What the Hell is this?” He said to himself as a little “dust” cloud appeared when he shook them out.

“April,” he hollered into the bathroom, “why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?”

She replied with a snicker, “It’s not talcum powder It’s ‘Miracle Grow!’”

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  1. When I first moved to Texas, people spoke different here; pronounced Beans (Banes), etc. For awhile, I thought I had convinced my wife that it was even illegal for women to own money in Texas! Another anecdotal comment for Readers Digest.

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