helps

President Trump Helps A Lot More Than He Knows

President Trump’s emergency rush to embrace technology helps a lot more people than he ever could have imagined. Americans with a particularly isolating disability have been demanding remote access to medical services for years, but the crippling bureaucratic snarl of HIPPAA blocked the way. With a wave of his pen, President Trump’s battle orders slashed […]

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Sotomayor

Sotomayor Sits It Out: SCOTUS Sides With Trump

Justice Sotomayor took President Trump’s advice and recused herself from one of the cases she recently ranted about. The other eight justices sided with the administration to allow migrants to “remain in Mexico” while their asylum claims are pending. Sotomayor sidelined by prejudice Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor has made it abundantly clear that she […]

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Loyalists

Loyalists Gather To Decide Coup Consequences

Now that the Democrat plot to overthrow the White House has been defeated, powerful conservative Trump loyalists are gathering for a council of war. Now is the time to decide what consequences the traitors should face for their failed coup attempt. CPAC 2020 will feature six separate panel discussions focused on “the coup” against President […]

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Phoney

Phony Wolf Cries Liberal Election Sabotage

The Clinton News Network acknowledges the Russians could end up winning the jackpot without even buying a ticket. That’s because all the phony false alarms undermine our faith in our political system. Vladimir Putin can’t stop laughing. Russia isn’t the one sabotaging American elections, liberal Democrats are. Progressives have cried wolf so many times now, […]

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