A School Accidentally Emailed A Sarcastic ‘Hurt Feelings’ Form To Parents


Teachers have to put up with some stuff that for the rest of us, would probably end in a murder. Whether it’s the students who just won’t take no for an answer, or their equallyterrible parents, they certainly don’t get paid enough for what they deal with on the regular.

But Lombardy Elementary School in Delaware has gotten into hot water after accidentally sending parents a sarcastic “Hurt Feelings Report” that makes fun of “whiners.”



The form was accidentally sent alongside information on “Exercise Your Brain Day,” an upcoming school event.

Structured like a bullying report, the form is “to assist whiners in documenting hurt feelings” and offers that “an EMS team will be dispatched to soak your socks in coal oil to prevent ants from crawling up your legs and eating their way up your candy ass.”

As you might imagine, parents aren’t too happy. The parent who forwarded the letter toThe News Journal, who didn’t want to be identified, called it “completely offensive and mocks children who are bullied in schools.”


Brandywine School District spokeswoman Alexis Andrianopoulos said the satirical form came from “a source external to the school.”

“This was an embarrassing mistake, but it was just that – a mistake. It should not have happened, and we apologize for the error.”

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