There are some things that men and women all over the world should expect to assume are going to be known universal truths.
First off, if you fall in the mud people are going to laugh. It is just something that everyone knows, and everyone should expect as something that is completely and totally natural.
I could go on and on all day about things that everyone should have accepted as fact by now, but it seems that there are still some people that just don’t understand.
If you look weird, people are naturally going to stare at you.
Yes, I’m looking at you person with green hair. You are going to be stared at. There is nothing you can do about it.
That’s the problem with the world today is that there are too many people that take on an absolutely weird characteristic and expect for people to act like everything is normal about the fact that you have an arrow sticking through your nose or whatever.
Take for instance the case of a man named Andrew Dennington. He’s a Scottish fellow, and if you just looked at him from the neck up you wouldn’t see anything abnormal about the guy.
Except the fact that he’s got fake breasts. Yes, you heard me…artificial cans.
I should note at this moment that he didn’t go under the knife and have them sewn in like so many other folks have done for the million reasons people get breast implant surgery for.
Andrew has taken the absolutely insane step of buying a pair of false breasts and wears them under his clothing around down.
Now here is the thing about it. He has been complaining that in the part of Scotland that he lives in he has been subject to harassment and ridicule.
While nobody should be bothered in the privacy of their own home, I’ve got to ask Andrew…REALLY?
You mean to tell me a fella with a goatee is going to walk around town with a pair of pretend breasts and he expects nobody to say anything about it?
I’m not saying anyone should be violent against this guy, but to expect people to say nothing is a bit of a tall order. That would be like asking someone getting eaten by an alligator to stop screaming.