Bill Clinton Was So Promiscuous That He Had To Get Tested For HIV

Authors Darwin Porter and Danforth Prince are getting ready to release their upcoming book “Bill & Hillary: So This Is That Thing Called Love.”

The book is rumored to have some serious bombshells for the Clinton campaign, including claims that Bill Clinton was so promiscuous at one point that Hillary forced him to get tested for HIV. The couple was reportedly relieved when the test came back negative, given that Bill “favored unprotected sex.”

The book also claims that Bill once “tried to seduce” former First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis in her Fifth Avenue apartment.

“We almost indulged in a wrestling match,” Jackie reportedly told her friend, a former Washington Post publisher. “It was most embarrassing. I mean, I was flattered that I turned him on so much at my age, but Bill was just like Jack [Kennedy] in the sense that neither of them wanted to take ‘no’ for an answer. Ever since that day, I prefer not to be alone with Bill.”

Of course, Hillary is panicked about the release of the book. Her representatives are trying to laugh off these claims in an attempt to downplay their validity.

“Is it possible to quote me laughing at the sheer absurdity of this story?” one of her representatives commented.